Day 65

"I loooooooove that dress!! It's like a Mexican carpet!"

Day 64

"You look so Roman Empire circa 2012. You've got the gladiator sandals and your shirt looks like a toga."

Day 63

"I'm so glad I didn't get you a beach cruiser. You see them everywhere! EVERY girl has a stupid beach cruiser. And here you come on your awesome street ready bike. Looks like you know what the fuck is up... even though you don't."

Day 62

"Better pull out your notepad and pen and start reporting news stories with that hat you've got on."

Day 61

"That temporary tattoo you're sporting is getting me really excited about you getting a full sleeve."

Day 60

"I like that shirt – it looks like gills."

Day 59

"Look at you in your goofy mushroom shirt. You don't even like mushrooms!"

Day 58

"Totally not meant to be taken the wrong way... but you look like you've just been living outside for a week and just got back – in a good way! Not that you look unkept, just a lot looser.... wait, looser "clothes-wise".... ah, never mind."

Day 57

"You look like pure sunshine today. Well... not you, your colors."

Day 56

"You have surprisingly nice legs for someone so short."

Day 55

"I have too many pictures of you! So many that I can't take pictures of you!!"

Day 54

"That's my favorite outfit of yours. You should just throw away everything else you own."

Day 53

"You should never wear pants."

Day 52

"Woah, your eyebrows are so intense lately."

Day 51

"Aw, I just like the parts of you that most people don't."

Day 50

"You're quite the plethora of textures today."

Day 49

"There was a single moment last night... where you looked so cute."

Day 48

"Heyyyyy... those boots! Are you going to ride a horse?"

Day 47

"You're so urban beatnik with all that monochromatic grey you've got going on."

Day 46

"Your eyes look especially yellow with that scarf."

Day 45

"Eh, that picture didn't come out well. The outfit looks frumpy and it's like you're wearing a helmet."

Day 44

"You looked sexy when you were blow-drying your hair. Very Sarah Conner."

Day 43

Him: "You look like you belong in an upscale fashion magazine."

Me: "But all my clothes are really cheap."

Him: "Well, I meant your head, not your clothes. Your head looks really cute today."

Day 42

"It's not that I don't like those pants. I just like when I can see your butt and legs. But those are just a butt curtain."

(Later that day, the pants were subsequently ruined thanks to some grease from an ear of corn on the cob.)

Day 41

"With your hair like that, you look like one of the puppets from Dark Crystal."

Day 40

"Geez, why do you look so beautiful today?!"

(next time he could try to not sound so surprised)

Day 39

"And your mouth – look at all the things it does!! It's like a cartoon character's mouth!!"

Day 38

"Your shirt looks like a hammock."

Day 37

"How'd you do that? You got Ace Ventura hair going on."

Day 36

Me: "So, let me get this straight? You just compared the pictures you take of me to the caliber of ones online of girls sitting on toilets smoking cigarettes??"

Day 35

"Hey, macaroni & cheese eyes."

Day 34

"Sheesh, those tights have got nothing to hide. It's like you've got superhero legs!"

Day 33

"Your face smells like suntan lotion."

*sniffs my face as I laugh*

"And your breath smells like Taco Bell."

Day 32

"This isn't meant to be taken badly, but you look like you just got done mowing the lawn. It's sexy."

Day 31

He claims my snark wooed him to love me. This is my response:

Day 30

I saw this posted on Facebook yesterday. I guess I should thank him for saying I can wear a dress better than a man, right?

Day 29

"Jessica, you are one lovely piece of shit."

Day 28

"You should wear pigtails more often. Just wear that same exact thing tomorrow and take my phone to work with you and take pictures of yourself."

Day 27

"You look hot today – for wearing manly things."

Day 26

"I'm glad that you have such an awesome kid. I don't have to be fake around her at all, which I love. Like I can hate babies and she just accepts it."

Day 25

"I gotta say... I like the grey shirt you've got on right now. It's so casual."

Day 24

"You kind of look like an adonis with your hair pulled up like that."

Day 23

"You're like an awesome sex toy. You make me laugh and have fun with me. You're like a gameboy that's my best friend."

Day 22

"You're very Tim Burton today."

Day 21

"You look like a hot Puritan girl. Like you don't wanna give it to me, but you're going to anyway."

Day 20

"But those are girly girls... whereas you and Ashley are more like manly girls."

Day 19

"But you can wear shirts that make you look fat because you're skinny."

Day 18

"You look very John Wunderblah today."

(I should mention I tuned out the complete name, but it was definitely a Silent Hill character.)

Day 17

"I love that sweater! It's so lived in."

Day 16

"Yay! I love those pants. They're so Silent Hill."

Day 15

"I wouldnt do anything with you. If you asked me to do something crazy, like kill homeless people while police were watching and we'd go to jail, I'd say 'no'. Matter of fact, I just called the police. You're gonna get some help."

Day 14

"You sounded like Nicholas Cage just then."

Day 13

"That coat makes it look like you're getting ready to rob a liquor store."

Day 12

"Woah, Jessica... you look almost hot tonight."

Day 11

"You look so cool today. With that bag.... like you're going to climb a mountain."

Day 10

"You look like an Andes Mint I'd find on my pillow."