"I loooooooove that dress!! It's like a Mexican carpet!"
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Day 64
"You look so Roman Empire circa 2012. You've got the gladiator sandals and your shirt looks like a toga."
Day 63
"I'm so glad I didn't get you a beach cruiser. You see them everywhere! EVERY girl has a stupid beach cruiser. And here you come on your awesome street ready bike. Looks like you know what the fuck is up... even though you don't."
Day 62
"Better pull out your notepad and pen and start reporting news stories with that hat you've got on."
Day 61
"That temporary tattoo you're sporting is getting me really excited about you getting a full sleeve."
Day 58
"Totally not meant to be taken the wrong way... but you look like you've just been living outside for a week and just got back – in a good way! Not that you look unkept, just a lot looser.... wait, looser "clothes-wise".... ah, never mind."
Day 45
"Eh, that picture didn't come out well. The outfit looks frumpy and it's like you're wearing a helmet."
Day 43
Him: "You look like you belong in an upscale fashion magazine."
Me: "But all my clothes are really cheap."
Him: "Well, I meant your head, not your clothes. Your head looks really cute today."
Me: "But all my clothes are really cheap."
Him: "Well, I meant your head, not your clothes. Your head looks really cute today."
Day 42
"It's not that I don't like those pants. I just like when I can see your butt and legs. But those are just a butt curtain."
(Later that day, the pants were subsequently ruined thanks to some grease from an ear of corn on the cob.)
(Later that day, the pants were subsequently ruined thanks to some grease from an ear of corn on the cob.)
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